Cat steals pepperoni off pizza

I serve it hot like I always do

With that cheese and crust ratio too.

Dropping these pepperoni’s is all I got

Watching the cat before she takes off. 

Checking my phone as the orders roll in, 

Did those pepperoni’s move again? 

Add some more before I send it off,

Is that a paw print in the crust? 

I turn my back to get the box,

Turn back again to see what’s up.

Cat runs away with a slice in its mouth.

Pepperoni just sliding by,

I guess I have to be careful next time. 


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